Graduation

You Are a Grad Student if...

1. You can identify universities by their internet domains.
2. You are constantly looking for a thesis in novels.
3. You understand about Foucoult.
4. The thought of free time scares you.
5. You consider caffeine to be a major food group.
6. Your Saturday nights spent studying no longer seem weird.
7. You've ever travelled across two state lines specifically to go to a library.
8. You can read books and cook at the same time.
9. It snows during spring break and you are happy you get more time to study.
10. You find taking notes in a park relaxing.
11. You find yourself citing sources in conversation.
12. You've ever sent a personal letter with footnotes.