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In an effort to be accurate as possible we have narrowed your fortune cookie prediction down to 1 of 2 future possibilities. Take note of this in your fortune cookie selection and remember ..."THAT'S HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES."

Fortune:
1. This year you will buy a new BMW with your huge TAX RETURN.

OR...

2. Next year you will drive your new BMW to an audit and call a TAXI to RETURN.

 
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